Do you even know WHAT a martini is?!?!
Every server suddenly perks up...
Also a true story^
Don't be that group.... ever.....
I thought I told you....pffft!
Why are the last tables always campers!?!?!
Excuse me doesn't mean stand there and stare while I'm struggling to get past you!
Hey, no judgements here...
So you drove all the way down here to fill up on bread...
Nobody likes a camper... nobody...
I feel so close to you right now :-D
Orders chicken instead and wonders why it sucks...
Don't mind the fact that it is staring right at you
Bish! How dare you :-D!!!
"I see you're saving room for the chocolate explosion?!"
Gotta loosen up the apron a little :-D
Bish you know I have to MAKE that shit by hand right?
Your enjoyment is my slow demise :-D
Sure, now where do you propose we put their food?
I sure do make them look sexy though :P
Suddenly all of your surroundings become pixelated :-D
I shouldn't have had that 5th bottle of wine last night...
"Why you always lying!"
The sad thing is the guy on the right is only 25 years old
The next table orders the chicken instead
Retirement savings... never heard of it
:-D Reserved for ballers only
Sometimes the back of house turns into a zoo!
Don't be lazy :-P JK I love my bussers
Don't worry I got this :-D
Oh you mean the soups that are clearly listed right in front of your face?
You realize I just threw away all of the bread :-D!!!
Unless you're a closer!!!
You do realize we are in a drought
Please never go out to eat again, thanks!
"We are celebrating a vegan hollistic wedding, could you please turn the music down its harshing our vibe..."
You're not fooling anyone Mr. Sneaky Snake
I'm not a janitor Im a custodian you dick!
Then they ask you what wine to pair with their hamburger...
And hoping the cooks don't give it to the dishwashers.
Did you come here to text your friends or to eat a meal?!?
I don't know why you're so mad Ma'am, its JUST water :-D
"Does your salad bar have meat?", Yes that's why we call it a MEAT BAR.........
Don't be that guy...
And then 1 hour after closing they should be able to kick every one out :P
That tipshare tho!
George has seen a LOT of things in his days
But I didn't have time before work so here they are- ENJOY!
EVERY SINGLE TIME!!! HOW DO THEY KNOW?!!?!
I normally just tell them NO I'M FINE, while I'm dying inside :-D
All of a sudden everyone turns into a damn CSI detective.
This fish tastes like FISH sir! I demand a refund!!!