LORDHAVEMERCY

Then they ask you what wine to pair with their hamburger...

And hoping the cooks don't give it to the dishwashers.

Did you come here to text your friends or to eat a meal?!?

I don't know why you're so mad Ma'am, its JUST water :-D

"Does your salad bar have meat?", Yes that's why we call it a MEAT BAR.........